100 Days Of Kenya Doctor's Strike Looms: See This Hilarious Facebook Status Update By Exasperated Son Of Mulembe That Recently Went Viral

This screenshot of a Facebook status update has been doing the rounds on social media. During this doctor's strike, we have seen fake Facebook updates doing the rounds as propaganda wars raged on. So no telling its authenticity. Nonetheless, it is hard to ignore the pain and suffering that the satire balms: In another ill advised move,the government's bluff has been called out. Even if commonwealth rules do not allow movement of labor (eg doctors) whilst the host country is in the middle of an industrial dispute with that particular group of workers (ie doctors strike in our context); Kenyans have other ideas. And it is easy to see where the blame lies in their eyes.

Here is the full text of the Facebook Status Update:

The CoG is doing well to procure doctors from Tanzania. But if really there is something they should buy for us from Tanzania, it is a president.Hiyo ndiyo sisi wakenya hatuna kabisaa.. Seriously though, if Tanzanians ever considered doing human resource business with us, they will be impressed how cheap our leaders are.

If they give us Ali Kiba only for instance, we shall offer them the president and 44 governors. If God willing however, they accept to take Munya, Kabogo, and Mutua too, we shall not even demand Ali Kiba. We can take professor J for that whole package. Assuming they give us Diamond Platinumz, we shall offer them Sarah Serem, CS Mailu and Dennis Itumbi. If they can be courteous enough to give us that guy that sings bra bra bra sitaki kusikia, we shall sign a cba with them in which we shall export 30 MCAs and 26 MPs to them every month.

These exports will be irreversible and tax free. Yes, we are dying of drought and insecurity but we shall be just fine having Ali Kiba record songs from state house instead of what we have right now. I didn't mention the Deputy President, because we know if we put that one on sale, hell we shall have to sell the whole Rift Valley to bribe TZ to kindly accept our humble offering.

P/S- TZ doctors, please come with your leaders. It is hard out here.